Hola random deviant!

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VISIT MY GALLERY --> [link]
My "Bring Your Vision to Life" contest entry [link] !

PLEASE send me an e-mail. Please. Check your notes, the address is in there. It's IMPORTANT.

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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

Note from The Oracle
To that in the White House

Yes, it's me, the Oracle, and I'm all sorts of and . I left my house today with a little bit of trepedation, because I expected all sorts of , and . You did, too, right?



You're kidding? Didn't you notice?



Well, I was going to go to my local office for the state senator to complain about a few things, but things have changed. Goverment offices don't even pretend to be anymore. They've gotten some help from the federal former and now you have to be careful what you say or else... .


I just wanted to say a few words about the fact that there doesn't seem to be much out there, and that I really need some because of when I was (and still am, but the current one is all in my ) and it cost and, well, isn't helping.



Of course I'll ! The Oracle goes on interviews like :sheep: who for every possible dipstick behind a desk who can't type, spell or read as well as she! Get a job? Okay! But, until then, um, could someone do something about the economy?



Yes, I know I need to just see my shrink in the meantime, but her costs more than I see in a week (or a month). Oh, yes, I'd talk to my friends if one of them cheers up. Oh, you didn't know? They're and they have other issues to deal with right now.



Yes, yes, yes, I know that you don't care, because you think they're , Mr. Bush, but if I don't have the for a doctor and can't afford rental space on my doctor's (or even contribute to rent for our ) than can't you just shush with the tax money I AM giving you and put some of it towards something I need???



Now wait, Mr. Bush, I didn't say anything against the I just said something about money, although now that you mention it...



Now, listen, Mr. Bush, I really expected to leave my house and see and but it seems like people are still or . Trust me, though, that come November, we'll have done our :mediation: and and well know who really needs to be ---and we'll still be just as much as we were when you were making us wish we had never seen your :voodooprophet: face.

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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

Haven't forgotten about you.

Saw your eyes animation and thought...well...I don't remember..just a random hi I believe...

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



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The Angry Deviant



Random Deviant

Proclamation from the Elphic Oracle

Last year was a big one for me, and there were times where I truly didn't think I'd get through it. Then, one day, I was looking for new desktop wallpapers to taunt my father with (ongoing game) and found an odd site called DeviantART.

Somehow, through the fluke of a few clicks of my mouse and a search engine that deserves a , I found a place that allowed me to grow as an artist AND helped me find the support that allowed me to get through this.

Within a month, the legal part of it will be over (see my journal), but I know in my heart I can get through this. Beyond that, I'm actually HAPPY. And part of the reason Sister Elphie MADE IT to 2003 is that incredible kindness and support I received from people here at DA.

Many thanks, more heartfelt than I can convey, to those who did that for me. I hope the new year brings you blessings in proportion to the amazing compassion you extended to me.




Elphaba Stevens

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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

Thanks for the comments on "A Few Miles!" Say, did you get anything in the mail recently?

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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

Harpy Holidays from Elphie!

Wishes for a Harpy Holidays, brought to you by DA's very own Elphic Oracle:

If the past year has brought you in the form of another human being, just remember they're cracked. What do we do with something that's a cracked? Make it spill its guts, fry it like hell, cover it in spice and chew it into bits. Don't take action against those who offend thee...just wait to see them make themselves into idiot-omelettes on their very own.

If the holiday season or new year bring you a plague worthy of prescription or over-the-counter salvation, REJOICE in your illness, brothers and sisters! Healthy is boring. That's why it never won any major awards or garnered any great Neilsen ratings.

If the holiday season drives you to bouts of sincere violent impulse, DON'T GO THERE! However, internal homicidal revery entailing graphic visualizations internally while displaying only vague smiles externally is legal in 49 states. It doesn't actually involve a firearm, so Texas discourages it to placate various commercial lobbies. If you're in Texas, cross a border to visualize violence or make it clear to anyone who sees you that a gun is at least involved in your vision.

Have a wonderful holiday season, all. Be nice now; there's all sorts of time left to do evil.



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Sister Marie the Pigtailed Pirate

*sniffs*

sorry, jewel...

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go ahead, spill your seed, shake your gun...